Pic of the day

For your viewing pleasure.....

Ran into this fine specimen last week.

The owner couldn't understand why it leaked. They had paid some guy $500 to stop the leak last year, but it leaked horribly this winter......

seen-it-all Said: That picture is enough to get ol Jack-legg aroused with all that black mammy showing.

ARRRRRRRRRR...AHOY THER...YE BUNCH'AH THA BLACK MAMY HATIN, DO GOODIN SCURVEY DOGGGGGGGS....WELL SHIVER ME TIMBER LINES THER WE SAYSIES FER SHUR...ARRR, WE DO THER FER SHUR. OLE JACK LIKE TA'AH HAD A PIFINEY THER, HE DIT FER SHUR.....OLE SEEN-IT-ALL MEMBERED OLE JACK....BRINGS AH TEAR T'ME OLE ONE EYE PEEPER THER , IT DOES FER SHUR.....YE LADS DO MEMBER BOUT OLE JACK TELLIN YE BOUT ME LOSSIN THA OTHER ONE PEEPER TA THET FLYIN CHALKIN LINE DON'CHE??....BUT ENYWAYS, THET BE AH SUBJEK FER AH'NUTHER DAY THER, IT BE FER SURE. RITE YE BE THER, MISSSSSSTER SEENITALL...OLE JACK'S LEGS GOT THA WEAKININS THER, THEY DID...WHEN I LAID ME GOOD OLE EYE ON THAT THER PIKCHUR OF THAT FINE JOB OF THA SMEARIN.....ER...ARTISCALLY SPREDIN OF THA BLACK GOLD ON THAT RUEFFIN RIP OFF....ER....FINE EXAMPLE OF THA FIXIN UV THA RUEFFIN THER......ARRRRRRR..MAKES OLE JACK PROUD TA SEE SUCH'AH THA ARTISTICAL ART WURK......ARRRRR ..IT DOES FER SURRRRRRRRR... WELPERS....OLE JACK MUS TAKE LEEVE UV YE FINE KUMPANY FER AH SPELL THERE LADS...ME TINKS ME HEERS THA LOKAL MAGISTRATE AH'KNOCKIN AT ME BACK DOOR....JUS MEMBER LADS ....OLE JACK BE IN THA CROWS NEST AH'KEEPIN AH SHARP EYE OUT FOR YE LADS...

YOHOHO AN AH BUCKET UV THA BLACK!!!!!!ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Good grunt!

Did they get some good tobacky stains on the ceiling? Usually after water has fought its way through something like that, it leaves something to be remembered.

If that didn't work, then maybe I shouldn't replace the bottom of my boat with a screen door and smear mammy on it.

Someone mentioned in an other post comment " Goopenhope " B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

Lot of these around here too. Good money fixing that gooey mess too.

Metal lapped backwards, that's a huge thing around here. I know there are guys out there saying "Clover Roofing puts thar metal on backwards, uh hyup"

clvr83 Said: Right, that black mammy does look new. I hate to admit it but sometimes I think wow water really got through that?

Im picturing somebody at the store. Which of these products do we need? Lets try all five! It might have worked if the flex seal didnt run out half way through.

LOL... I thought the same thing about "flex seal".

Pictures don't show it very well but, the panels are actually lapped backwards too.

The shingle slope is 4/12, with the metal portion coming in a 1.5/12

Originally, it was a roof over a deck. The metal was installed by the owners late husband. She wanted metal on it because, she likes the sound of rain hitting the metal, finds it relaxing... A couple years ago, she paid a guy decent money to enclose the porch into a "sun room". Is actually pretty nice on the inside. Full of big windows, & probably 60 birds in cages, singing their feathers off.

Last fall she paid a guy $500 to stop the leak which, as you might imagine, comes in pretty good at the transition. It worked, until the next rain.....

Right, that black mammy does look new. I hate to admit it but sometimes I think "wow water really got through that?"

I'm picturing somebody at the store. "Which of these products do we need? Let's try all five!" It might have worked if the flex seal didn't run out half way through.

Product comparisons are very important.

I see this kind of crap all the time but it's usually flat metal and not that hard to fix. Normally I would just install modified across the length where the metal and shingle roofs meet but in this case it appears the whole metal roof needs to come off, be extended up even with the shingle roof and then the whole low slope be redone with modified.

That picture is enough to get ol Jack-legg aroused with all that black mammy showing.

Yea I've noticed that you can put that pole barn metal on almost any pitch these days.