Liquid Flashing job by "some other roofer"

:angry: :unsure: :ohmy: :huh: :dry: :silly:

ARRRRRRR...AHOY THER YE SCURVEY DOGS....AN YOU ALSO MISSSSSSSSSTER HICKS...WELL SHIVER ME MONAYS THER WE SAYS..WE DOO FOR SHURRRRRRR. OLE JACK BEEN AH MISSIN ALL YOU LADS, HE HAS FOR SHURE..BEEN AWAY FER AH SPELL, WE HAVE..THA LOCAL MAGISTRATE DINT TAKE TO KINELY TO OLE JACK AH CRUISIN THA SEVEN SUBDIVISIONS A LITTLE BIT INBIBERATED THER..HE DINT...OLE JACK COULDNT STRIKE AN ACCORD WIT'IM..AN FOR ME 32ND DUI HE PUT OLE JACK IN THA DUNGEON FER AH SPELL THER..HE DID FOR SHURE..ARRRRRRRRR..THA FRESH AIR SHORE SMELLS FINE. OLE JACK WILL BE IN THA CROWS NEST...FER AH SPELL ENYWAYS...KEEPIN ME ONE GOOD EYE OUT FER YOU LADDIES.

YO HO HO AN AH BUCKET UV THA BLACK....ARGH!!!! :woohoo:

The low quality of roofing in Florida just befuddles me. I see it, but I can't believe it. People are willing to live with leaks, or else snow just so magnificently magnifies problems that what passes for roofing in the south doesn't even happen with the Jack Legge's in northern climes.

But, Eye'll say fer shur, thar I surely wills, that ensty thing tha'll be bringin' ol' Jacks oughta the dark of the belly of that thar ship 'e bin hidin' in is a good thing, it surely is, fer shur eye says.

Good ta Cya Mr. Legge.

Sold this one today! There's a rotten hole under all the leaf debris. My foot almost went in it. :huh:

theroofmedic Said: You wanna talk Liquid-Flash?

This has always been one of my favorites... No... All our roof repairs are done in house by our own guys.

ARRRRRRRRR...WELLL SHIVER ME MONAYS THER WE SAYSIES FER SHUR , WE DOES...BRINGS AH TEAR TO OLE jACK'S ONE GOOD EYE THER IT DOES. LOOKS LIKE AH PICASSO TO OLE JACK.

ARRRRRRRRR..YO HO HO AN AH BUCKET UV THA BLACK....ARGH!!! :kiss:

spudder Said: A typical jackleg roofer trademark Its quite common down here in Florida

ARRRRRRRRRR..WELL SHIVER ME TIMBERLINES THER, WE SAYSIES FOR SHURE THER WE DOOOO..IT BE SPELT Jack Legge ther it does for shurrrrrrr. Ole Jack wood preciate it he wood, ifn ye be spellin me name tha proper way ther, he does fer shur...mitey perty lookin job ifn ye ast me. I member that'un quit welllll ther, I do fer shur. That poor little ole lady give ole Jack her last 500.00 dubloons ta give her a good ole rippin....er...quality flashin job on that ther chimily, she did fer ah fakt. ARRRRRRR...YO HO HO AN AH BUCKET'AH BLACK

It used to be pretty common here as well Darryl until I started a roofing business here around 16 years ago and insisted that all chimneys be newly flashed. Most of my competitors at the time were just smearing tar down the sides and across the bottom/front. Then they would put a rubber chimney pan backing on and tar it to the chimney. Soon, they all had people asking them about flashing the chimneys because I always stressed it as a selling point while I was out running leads.

I'm looking forward to chopping all that tar off the chimney with my Plumb Roofing Hatchett. Some of the guys I've worked with call it "The Meat Cleaver". It always annoys me to need to put the flashing up "too high" to cover up tar that wouldn't come off as well. A brick flashing job just looks so much neater lower down on the chimney, like just a couple bricks up off the roof. :unsure:

A typical jackleg roofer trademark Its quite common down here in Florida

You wanna talk "Liquid-Flash"?

This has always been one of my favorites... "No... All our roof repairs are done in house by our own guys."

The pattern on the brick is interesting. B) :) :) B) Deep Down In Florida Where The Sun Shines Damn Near Every Day

that's a carefully crafted tar baby

Does it leak or is it just ugly?